Ploughmans Lunch Platter

30 May 2026

Ploughmans Lunch Platter

A ploughmans lunch is proof that sometimes the best meals involve zero cooking. Bread, cheese, pickle and a few extras on a plate is about as British as food gets, and it costs a fraction of what a pub charges for the same thing. At 73p a portion this is cheaper than a meal deal and way more satisfying because you get proper chunks of cheese, proper bread and as much pickle as you want. It is the ideal no-cook meal for hot days, busy evenings or when you simply cannot face turning the oven on. The key is decent bread and a good chutney – everything else is flexible.

Total cost: £2.90 (£0.73 per portion) – Serves 4 people. Prep: 10 mins | Cook: 0 mins

Ploughmans Lunch Platter

The great British pub lunch made at home for a fraction of the price. Bread, cheese, pickle and a few bits and pieces on a plate - simple, filling and under 75p a portion.
Prep Time 10 minutes
Servings: 4 people
Course: Main Course
Cuisine: british

Ingredients
  

  • 1 loaf crusty bread or baguette
  • 200g cheddar cheese, in chunks
  • 4 tbsp Branston pickle or chutney
  • 1 apple, cored and sliced
  • 4 pickled onions
  • 100g ham or cold meat (optional)
  • 1 tomato, sliced
  • handful crisps or radishes
  • butter for the bread

Method
 

  1. Cut the bread into thick slices and arrange on a large board or platter.
  2. Cut the cheese into thick chunks or wedges and arrange alongside the bread.
  3. Spoon the pickle or chutney into small bowls and place on the board.
  4. Slice the apple and tomato. Add them to the board along with the pickled onions.
  5. Add any cold meat, crisps or radishes you have. Butter the bread generously.
  6. Let everyone help themselves. This is not a recipe so much as an assembly job - pile your bread with cheese, pickle and whatever else takes your fancy.

Tips and Variations

A proper crusty loaf makes all the difference – sliced bread will not cut it here. Any hard cheese works: cheddar, red Leicester, Wensleydale. Add hard-boiled eggs, pork pie or scotch eggs if you have them. This is brilliant for using up odds and ends from the fridge. Scale it up for a sharing platter when friends come over.

Is it cheaper to make this from scratch? Use our Cook vs Buy Calculator to compare the real cost of homemade vs shop-bought.

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